RIC J: Which planet do you come from? Why do you want to invade the endlessness that is space?
SI: I come from all the planets of the world. I am a planet eater, never happy, never satisfied, never finished. I jump from planet to planet like a butterfly or a bee going from flower to flower. I do not know who will be next. Any idea?
RIC J: What do you understand by space?
SI: Space is the interval between my two arms. A breath, not a void.
RIC J: When the cannon hits you, do you get hurt? Where does it hurt?
SI: On the contrary, I like that. I like to have pain, to be touched. Touch me now. Touch me now. Now.
RIC J: Who is your murderer? The cannon? The game designer? Or the player who controls the cannon?
SI: Can I give you secret information? Secret defense Ultra-classified. It’s not a cannon. It’s a lingam. A huge lingam. Raised to the sky, spitting Siva’s seed in space, which explodes on me, covers me with a beneficial cloud. But his strength is sometimes destructive.
RIC J: Do you like humans?
SI: I like playing with them, and let them feel like they are playing with me.
RIC J: Do you ever want to come out of the screens inside which your existence plays out?
SI: It’s not a screen, it’s a mirror. Go back, I am behind you, and what you believe to be the reality is only a reflection. I have never been in the machine, I float freely in the air.
RIC J: When the game is switched off, what do you do? How do you like to pass the time?
SI: I go elsewhere.
RIC J: Do you believe in God? If yes, who is your God?
SI: What’s a god? Whoever holds the joysticks?
RIC J: You have spent decades in human proximity. What is your favourite book? Favourite film?
SI: In order (concentrate!): Fahrenheit 451, Fahrenheit 451.
RIC J: What message would you like to give to your creator Tomohiro Nishikado?
SI: Why didn’t you create me with a big cock?
RIC J: Is the game a form of dance? Violent or erotic?
SI: Dance is the vertical realization of a horizontal desire…
RIC J: Favourite city on earth?
RIC J: If you could be human for one day, what would you do?
RIC J: Who would you shoot and kill?
SI: You, by little death
RIC J: What do you think of Mario?
SI: The zoophile plumber? Ha. What shit, this guy. What loser. Whore.
RIC J: One more kwestion: What is at the bottom of the screen?
SI: A map of Hell, and a direct access to it. If you click on it, a Valkyrie seizes you by the neck and sends you directly to the fourth circle of Hell, exactly at the corner of Bhagwandas and Prithviraj road.
RIC J: Uh-oh. Someone switched on the game somewhere. Before leaving, in memory of a Sufi patient, please define life in two words.
SI: Play again.