RIC J: Did you want to become a writer?
K: I am already a writer. What do you think you are going through? Do you think you’re living your life? No, your playing, without knowing it, the role that I wrote for you. I am the writer of your whole life.
RIC J: What kind of an insect did you metamorphose into?
K: For me, the absolute insect, the total insect, the imperial insect, is the cockroach. Abject, despicable, repulsive, immortal. All the characteristics of the insect.
RIC J: If not in Prague, where else could you have lived?
K: Jaipur. The other capital of insects.
RIC J: What is the one book that you wanted to but did not write?
K: The Holy Bible. I didn’t write it down, but I live there. I dug my house there, millimeter after millimeter. I turned the verses into excrement, I developed galleries in the parables of Christ, I made my nest in the figure of Moses and Nebuchadnezzar
RIC J: You were never really in love with Milena. Why didn’t you tell her?
K: Milena is not a woman like the others. Milena is an insect that ignores itself. We are of the same blood, it is green in color.
RIC J: Your favourite cocktail recipe to get over heartbreak.
K: Cockroaches in a shaker, with a dab of Mongolia vodka
RIC J: What is afterlife for Kafka?
K: He’s already dead, reincarnated as a woodlouse, and you just crushed him with your slutty shoes. God only knows what will become of him now?
RIC J: Your favourite porn magazine / website.
RIC J: Your views on crime.
K: No death is natural. Everything is a crime. This is the law.
RIC J: Would you murder the man who wants to sleep with the woman you love (not Milena)?
K: This man is already dead.
RIC J: Your favourite form of dance.
RIC J: Basil or parsley?
RIC J: Gin or whisky?
K: Vodka, today.
RIC J: Would you ever consider becoming an alley cat in Istanbul?
K: No, I’d rather be the chip on those cats’ asses, near the hole.
RIC J: How did you react to the news of the 12000 year old paintings found in the Amazon?
K: Fly paws.
RIC J: Your favourite sex position.
K: Eyes closed.
RIC J: In memory of a Sufi patient, please define life in two words.
K: Larval stage.
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