RIC: Which is the most luscious neck that you have sucked?
D: The death. An icy, sweet, syrupy, delectable, incredible neck.
RIC: What is your favourite thing about blood?
D: Bloody Mary, but not with tomato juice, with real blood.
RIC: Why are you afraid of garlic? You never feel like eating pasta aglio-olio?
D: Garlic turns me off blood, and that’s not my nature. Blood is my life. The blood of others. The taste of others.
RIC: Will you ever suck an Italian neck, won’t the blood be too full of garlic?
D: No, a taste of Chianti.
RIC: What is your favourite comics?
D: Dr Strange. It’s a secret that I only tell you: he’s a vampire, like me.
RIC: The cartoon that you watched most as a child?
D: Scooby Doo. You know, I hope? Otherwise, you’ve messed up your life.
RIC: Are you on Twitter? What is your handle?
D: Obviously!!!!! @sucktoolate
RIC: After the neck, your most preferred spot of sucking? Lips or vagina?
RIC: Please share the recipe of your favourite cocktail.
D: I already told you. True-maiden-bloody-Mary. Rhesus positive is better.
RIC: Where would you like to go for your honeymoon?
D: Paradise. So exotic.
RIC: Will you take a vaccine before going about your business again?
D: Yes, but let me suck on the needle of the syringe, rather than injecting myself with the vaccine.
RIC: Your favourite position for lying in the coffin.
D: Hands in pants. Front.
RIC: Are you the one making love under the headless goddess?
D: I am.
RIC: In the memory of a Sufi patient, please define life in two words.
D: Blue Carotide.