RIC: Aphrodite, which vagina cream do you use?
A: My saliva.
RIC: Your views on war?
A: The only valid war is on your back, under a duvet in a bed.
RIC: During a pandemic, would you still have kissed your lover?
A: I wouldn’t have left her lips for a single second.
RIC: Do you ever consult a sex manual?
A: I wrote them all, bitch.
RIC: Who do YOU make love to?
A: First to myself. You are never better served than with your fingers.
RIC: Have you read 50 Shades of Grey?
A: 50? Small dick. I will teach you 5000.
RIC: Does love exist or is it imagined by bored youngsters on the internet?
A: Yes, love exists. Physical love, ecstasy, fulgurance, the ultimate point, the divine moment, the sacred explosion.
RIC: If there is one thing you could kill, what would it be?
RIC: Would you plant a lemon tree in your house?
A: Bitter lemon, to get it in my mouth at all times of my fucking divine life.
RIC: Where do you live?
A: At the end of your sex.
RIC: Your favourite cheese?
A: The one made with the milk from my breasts.
RIC: Your preferred Russian author?
RIC: Which language do you want to learn?
A: Body languague.
RIC: In memory of a Sufi patient, please define life in two words.
A: Stay in.