RIC: Why did you write The Solar Anus? 

GB: Because of your breasts.

RIC: Name your favourite Pasolini film. 

GB: Medea’s breasts.

RIC: Were you Marquis de Sade in your last life? 

GB: I was his mistresses’ breasts.

RIC: Which is your favourite country you have travelled to? 

GB: Over your breasts.

RIC: Describe in detail the best sexual encounter you ever had. 

GB: All around your breasts.

RIC: You are cooking a curry. What is your preferred spice to use? 

GB: The flavor of your breasts.

RIC: Do you like eating fish? 

GB: I prefer licking your breasts.

RIC: For how much money would you rob a bank? 

GB: Nothing equals your breasts.

RIC: Your favourite shower gel? 

GB: Below your breasts.

RIC: Your favourite time to have sex? 

GB: Over your breasts.

RIC: In memory of a Sufi patient, please describe life in two words. 

GB: Your breasts.